The Rookie Show

Drafting Fantasies, Plus Props & Futures on ”The Bookie Show”

On possibly the last "Something Bold, & Something Brewed," Coyne and Knoll talk Bishop Sycamore High School football, and recap a lucrative poker night for Knoll, among other topics. No one wants to hear about your fantasy draft. But what about your Fantasies Draft? The guys attempt to draft anything related to the word "fantasy" (19:56). With the 2021 NFL season just a week away, Coyne and Knoll have a $100 budget to give out their favorite props and futures (38:31). Lastly, Coyne quizzes Knoll on NFL MVP's in Stumptown (1:04:44).

The Over/Under Pod!

Coyne and Knoll are back with stories to tell from various cross country trips. With the NFL season quickly approaching, the guys pick one team from each division and give their best bets for over/under on team win totals (32:35). Lastly, Knoll tries to Stump Coyne (1:17:47).

Drafting Non-Sports Big 3's - Plus Olympics, Mini Golf, and Hostage Situations

Coyne and Knoll are in rare form for this week's intro segment, covering everything from mini golf strategy to narcissistic hostages. The Tokyo Olympics are officially over, and the guys have some thoughts on the 2020* Games (25:33). In honor of Russell Westbrook joining LeBron and AD in Los Angeles, Coyne and Knoll will draft the best “Big 3's" from outside the sports world (36:50). Finish your day with a nice little round of Stumptown (57:10).

*Games were actually played in 2021, it's stupid that they called them the 2020 Olympics

Knoll's Wedding Awards! Plus, Space Jam 2 Reviews, and Crowning the Bucks

Coyne and Knoll are back with possibly the last ever episode of "Something Bold & Something Brewed". Knoll finally got hitched, so the guys hand out awards from the wedding festivities (12:41). The Milwaukee Bucks are NBA Champs, but Coyne and Knoll are taking credit for the win (27:41). Though these guys are LeBron Stan's, they'll give honest reviews of Space Jam 2: A New Legacy, via a game of "In or Out"(52:38). End your day with a round of Stumptown (1:14:18).

Grading Celebrity Facial Hair, Plus: Which Superheroes are Best & Worst at "Going Down"?

It's been a long 3 weeks, but Coyne and Knoll are back again. In Something Bold, Something Brewed, Coyne ranks which superheroes he thinks are the best and worst at oral sex (???) and Knoll toes the line between good luck and bad luck. Next the guys assign grades to the facial hair of some notable celebrities (20:13). Lastly, Coyne tried to Stump Knoll with some trivia (45:41).

Pitching Ad Campaigns for Various Celebrity-Product Pairings - Plus: Karaoke Legends, Cauliflower Stonks, and NBA 'Yoffs

In the intro segment, Coyne honors a karaoke legend, and Knoll laments not investing in cauliflower. In honor of Snoop Dogg’s corona commercials, the guys pair up celebrities with different products/brands and pitch some commercial ideas for their respective ad campaigns (16:08). Coyne and Knoll give some brief thoughts on the NBA playoffs (40:37). Lastly, Knoll tries to stump Coyne in Stumptown (49:33).

Knoll's Best Man Competition Recap, Plus NBA Playoffs & Kids-Movie Soundtracks

Coyne and Knoll overcome some technical difficulties to bring you an action-packed "Something Bold, Something Brewed" segment. Coyne ponders which is harder: NBA championships or Super Bowl rings? And as a tribute to Shrek's 20th anniversary, Knoll lists the best kids-movie soundtracks. Next, the guys breakdown the highlights of the 2021 Knoll Best Man Competition (29:52). Coyne and Knoll discuss the NBA Play-In Tourney and make their playoff picks (47:23). Lastly, join them for a nice Stumptown (56:24).

Concocting NBA Expansion Teams

Coyne and Knoll are back, and in "Something Bold, Something Brewed," they'll dissect an odd photo of the Bidens, as well as rank the best fruits. In honor of the Seattle Kraken solidifying their place in the NHL, the guys create and customize their very own expansion teams (but for basketball, not hockey, of course) (27:00). Round out the 'sode with a little round of Stumptown, where Knoll poses some NFL draft trivia (58:18)

Measuring Steph Curry's Hot Streak with "Smokey the Bear" -esque Color Charts, + Unique Names of NFL Draft Prospects

Coyne and Knoll are back to recap a weekend of late night bad poker beats and thrilling live baseball. The NFL draft is just a week away, so the guys felt compelled to once again list the most... "unique" names of some of the top prospects, in the form of a draft of course (18:26). Steph Curry has been on an insane hot streak, but the Average Joe may need some context for just how hot he has been. That's why Coyne and Knoll have each created their own "Steph-ometers," (similar to Smokey the Bear's Fire Danger Color wheel) to compare other him to other hot things (45:18). Of course the guys finish with Coyne trying to stump Knoll in a round of Stumptown (57:55).

Paul Pierce's Wild IG Live Party and Keven Durant's Profanity-Laced DM's

After over 6 hours of getting drunk on Instagram Live, Coyne and Knoll can finally award the Parched Madness Championship to the best springtime drink in America (17:37). After some brief NCAA tourney thoughts the guys turn their attention to the off-court actions of two NBA stars: Kevin Durant's feud with Michael Rapaport, and Paul Pierce's wild night of smoking, drinking, poker, and stripper neck massages (34:23). Lastly, Knoll tries to stump Coyne with some crossover Masters / NBA trivia (52:19).