The Rookie Show

Parched Madness Round 1 Recap + Ranking Most Likable Sweet Sixteen Teams

Coyne and Knoll have finally recovered from a long Saturday of heavy drinking, and they'll give bold thoughts on crappy gyms and a potential Knoll curse. In case you missed their live stream this weekend (or if you want to relive it), the guys recap the first round of Parched Madness (13:24). Next Coyne and Knoll list which teams they'd like to see take home the NCAA natty (35:24). Of course, they'll wrap things up with a round of Stumptown (50:01).

Naming Liquor Combos and Unveiling the Spring Drink Bracket

You've heard of the Three Wisemen, and you may have even ordered one at the bar. But Coyne and Knoll think there ought to be more options for drink combinations / sequences, so they'll create their own (18:26). Spring is just around the corner, as is March Madness. So the guys created a 32-team bracket to determine the best springtime drink of all time (30:43). Coyne recalls a WILD drunken night with an incredible story (43:31). Knoll tries to stump Coyne with some NCAA/NBA crossover trivia in Stumptown (50:34).

Matching NBA All-Star Lineups with TV/Movie Quintets

After a weeklong hiatus, Coyne and Knoll revamp their intro segment with wedding twist. The NBA All Star rosters have been released, so the guys venture to liken each squad to a five-some from movies or TV (21:50). Finish your day with a round of Stumptown (49:04).

Ham Jam: Cell Phone Nostalgia, "In or Out," and the Lemonade Cup

In potentially the last ever "Beers, Bad Beats, Battlestar Galaxy Brain," Coyne and Knoll discuss meal prepping and streaking at sporting events. The Super Bowl produced some bad calls, but the guys are here to give you some good calls; which is why we'll rank the top 5 coolest cell phones ever released (27:01). With "In or Out," Coyne and Knoll predict which QB's will stay with their teams in 2021, along with a plethora of topics (51:58). A poor showing with Super Bowl props won't prevent the guys from handing out the Gucci Mane Lemonade Cup (1:16:14). Lastly Knoll tries  to stump Coyne in another round of Stumptown (1:21:12).

Super Bowl - Prop Bets for the Gucci Mane Lemonade Cup

Coyne and Knoll are back with Galaxy Brain takes on toilets and eyeglasses. Coyne takes a Shallow Dive into the ongoing Gamestop stock news (31:50). Most importantly, it's time for a Super Bowl Prop Bet Extravaganza, with the winner taking home a special award (38:21). End your night with a refreshing round of Stumptown (1:08:27).

The Best Fictional Championships and the Return of Stumptown!

Coyne and Knoll get things rolling by pitching some app ideas and complaining about lightbulbs. After some AFC/NFC Championship thoughts (31:00) it's time to focus on the big game: the Super Bowl. But Coyne and Knoll aren't interested in real-life competitions. Instead, they'l' draft their top 5 fictional championships of all time (39:30). A quick bet recap is followed by the 2nd even Rookie Show Jersey-Tee Bet (1:14:14). Lastly, it's time for everyone's favorite trivia show, Stumptown (1:18:54)!

Championship Round: "Five for Fighting" aka "Gimme Five" aka Five Lists of Top 5's

Coyne and Knoll are back with some spicy takes on recycling and indoor dining. The NFL Playoffs are down to the final four, and the guys have some thoughts on the Divisional Round games (29:09). Then it's time for a new segment! Named for the hit band "Five for Fighting," Coyne and Knoll will each pitch five different categories for which their co-host must rank their Top 5 (40:58). Lastly, the guys give out Championship Round picks including Gucci Mane Underdog Picks of the Week (1:10:59).

Divisional Round: Nickelodeon Starting 11

After Beers, Bad Beats, Battlestar Galaxy Brain, it's time for the first annual Rookie Show Honors, in which awards are created and given out by Coyne & Knoll (19:51). In honor of the NFL’s Nickelodeon debut, they guys each construct a starting 11 made up entirely of Nickelodeon characters (36:54) . Finally, NFL divisional round picks including Gucci Mane Underdog Picks of the Week (1:02:46).

Wild Card Weekend: The ABC's of 2020

The Rookie Show has arrived in 2021 with Galaxy Brain takes on "Miss" Trubisky and the Cleveland Indians name change. The DC TBD took care of business in Week 17, and now it's playoff time, so the guys rank the contenders (24:06). Next Coyne and Knoll look back on the year that was, and list their ABC's of 2020 (44:13). Finally, the guys make picks for the first ever Super Wild Card Weekend including Gucci Mane Underdog Picks of the Week (1:09:09).

Week 17: Episode #69, Nice

Coyne and Knoll recap their holiday Beers, relive a Rookie Show Bowl Bad Beat, and unleash Galaxy Brain takes on mailer coupons / half marathons. In honor of the final regular season NFL Sunday, the guys play a new game called “In or Out" (22:48). As a tribute to Episode #69: why use numbers to rank other things, when you could just rank the numbers themselves (58:22)? Then, it's time for Week 17 picks including Gucci Mane Underdog picks of the week (1:17:23).