The Rookie Show

Cardboard Baseball Fans, Strip Club Chicken Wings, & Galaxy Brain Takes

Coyne and Knoll revamp their pod intro segment with a twist from The Office. Knoll doles out his third KUPSOTTOTW (18:21). Sports are back, so of course the guys weigh in on what cardboard cutouts they'd like to see in MLB stands (29:34). Plus, Coyne and Knoll talk some NBA bubble and give Finals predictions (1:00:17). Lastly, Knoll tries to Stump Coyne (1:23:45). RIP Redskins.

Drafting Burger Toppings! Plus MLB Walk-Up Songs, Viral Knoll, & More

A big week for the Rookie Show dudes! Knoll went viral (ish) on Twitter (8:47) and the Pod hits a big milestone (13:36). Round 2 of Knoll's Underrated Pop Song of the 2000's of the week (20:09). The guys partake in a Burger Topping Draft (27:16). Coyne and Knoll list some of the best walk-up songs in the MLB (1:03:39). Coyne tried to Stump Knoll (1:14:20).

A Cake Debate, A Board Game Draft, & An Underrated 2000's Pop Song

There's only one thing Coyne and Knoll know better than board games, and that's drafting things (16:15). Knoll debuts a new segment involving underrated 2000's pop songs (37:25). Finally, is cake good? Is it necessary? The guys debate cake (48:43). Of course Stumptown to finish your day (1:11:03).

"The Decision" Sliding Doors: What if LeBron Picked a Different Team? Plus Redskins Name-Change Ideas & $500 Milly Mahomes

Coyne and Knoll dive into some hot sports topics such as Patty Mahomes: the 500 million dollar man, and pitch name changes for the team formerly known as the Washington Redskins (15:40). What if LeBron chose the Bulls or Knicks over the Heat? Find out in Coyne and Knoll's "Sliding Doors" scenarios (41:56). Finish your day with a fun round of Stump Town (1:11:50).

Pitching a New Patriotic Netflix Show - "Top American: The Decathlon of Independence," + Talking Cam Newton/JR Smith, & Fake Over/Under's for Upcoming Sports

Coyne and Knoll give their thoughts on the recent free agent signings of Cam Newton and JR Smith, and give out some make-believe Over/Under prop bets for the potentially returning sports (18:26). On this July 4th weekend, what better way to show patriotism than pitching a new hit reality TV show: "Top American" (49:45). Lastly, the guys will quench your thirst for Stump Town (1:24:10).

The Ultimate Fast Food Draft

Coyne and Knoll, the self-proclaimed Kings of American Fast Food embark on a journey to draft the best fast food items in America! First, the guys lay the ground rules of the draft and define "fast food" (23:39). Then the draft begins (45:05). As a nice little bonus, Coyne and Knoll list their top 5 dips/sauces from fast food joints (1:23:59). Wrap up with some Stump Town (1:27:09).

Recapping "Long Gone Summer" & Wild Live Golf Action, Plus More Song Title Superteams & Songs Named After Athletes

Coyne and Knoll are back to complete the lists of Best Compilation of Songs with the Same Title and Best Songs Named After Athletes (12:17). Live sports means Coyne & Knoll are back to their old ways of losing bets, including this week's crazy PGA action (34:41). Lastly the guys recap "Long Gone Summer," which leads into the Best City of Sports Jerseys debate (47:57). End your day with Stumptown (1:15:15).

Best Song Lists (Songs Named After Athletes + Songs With The Same Title), Favorite Lyrics Involving Athletes, Appreciating 21st Century Inventions, & Betting on Live Golf

Knoll determines the best list of songs with the same title, Coyne picks out the best songs named after athletes, and both give out their favorite athlete song references (11:44). The guys show some appreciation for modern inventions that have made our lives easier (46:48). Charles Schwab Invitational = betting on golf this weekend (1:04:40)! And Coyne attempts to Stump Knoll (1:11:44).

Unloading Half-Baked Pod Ideas & Noticing Odd Habits/Routines... Oh, And The NBA Is Back!

Coyne and Knoll dive into their iPhone notes to dump all of their lingering podcast ideas (18:37). The pod was sponsored by an upcoming hit movie (48:15)! The guys discuss some of their notable habits & routines (50:56). The NBA has announced it's return, so of course Coyne and Knoll have thoughts (1:03:20). Finish your day with a nice round of Stumptown (1:14:55).

Quarantine Week 11 - Pitching Sequels for "The Match," Favorite Athlete Mount Rushmores, and "Lance"

Fresh off some live sports viewing, Coyne and Knoll recap "The Match," and pitch their ideas for a sequel (19:16). Paul Pierce slander WILL be tolerated on The Rookie Show (41:36). The guys list their individual Favorite Athlete Ever Mount Rushmores (48:16). Wrapping up the pod is discussion on the Lance Armstrong doc (1:10:26), and Stumptown (1:17:50), followed by the pod's first ever mailbag question.