The Rookie Show

Week 5: Umpire Grunts & Space Jam Title Odds

Coyne & Knoll talk Week 5 NFL, praising the teams who've separated from the pack, and burying the teams who are dead in the water (1:49). With the XFL draft fast approaching, the guys will each pledge their allegiance to a team (20:18), and reflect on some awful fantasy football trades (23:58). Next, Coyne gives his thoughts on grunting umpires (27:24), Knoll ponders the Space Jam cast's title odds (31:28), and the guys play a round of Stump Town (40:00). Lastly, Coyne and Knoll give their Week 6 picks including STONSI Underdog Picks of the Week (43:02).

 

Week 4: Halftime Shows & Diss Tracks

Elvis and Travis recap Week 4 in the NFL, including the heroics of Gardner "Jean-Short Jesus" Minshew and their JMAG's of the week (1:48). Next, they'll reveal their ideal lineups for the Super Bowl halftime show (17:31) and release their very own diss tracks (!!!) (27:32). Finally, Elvis will debut a new segment called "Stump Town" (33:33), and the guys give gambling advice including STONSI Underdog Picks of the Week (36:02).

Week 3 NFL & Underrated TV Characters

Travis and Elvis discuss backup QB's turned starters, give some of them nicknames, and decide which would be the most fun to have a beer with (00:57). The sadness of rooting for the Falcons & Redskins sets in (20:21), and the awful NFL announcers aren't making things better (23:13). Next, Coyne & Knoll give Emmy nominations for Most Underrated TV Characters (28:39) and make Week 4 Picks (39:05).

Week 2: Is It Real?

Elvis and Travis gauge the playoff chances of the Steelers & Saints with injured QB's (00:58), and determine which 2-0 teams are legit / which 0-2 teams are truly "butt" (12:20). Next, Elvis pitches some potential trades for "Miss Trubisky," and Travis introduces the Jason Campbell index (27:30). Other discussion topics include 2-pt conversion strategies, best bets of the week, and newly rebranded STONSI Underdog Picks (33:44). Lastly Elvis tells some weekend stories (45:57).

Week 1 NFL Hangover & On-Field Swagger

Elvis and Travis relish in the fact that football is back (1:10), and discuss the "do's and don't's" of on-field swagger (19:25). Next, they look ahead to Week 2 in the NFL (28:23), and make their first official underdog picks of the year (33:42). Lastly, Elvis recaps an unsuccessful night out at the bar (41:20).

NFL Season Preview & Best Throwback Jerseys

Elvis and Travis share their predictions for the 2019 NFL season, and pick the best throwback jerseys from all 8 divisions.

Prop Bets and Karaoke

On the first official "Rookie Show" podcast Elvis and Travis go over season-long NFL prop bets and win totals (2:10). Next they discuss playing intramural sports as washed-up adults (27:57), and finish the podcast by dissecting what makes for a good karaoke song (34:44).

Trial Run

The inaugural and unnamed podcast by Elvis & Travis. Topics include ranking the best NFL QB's to have a beer with (1:21), 2019 fantasy football preview (14:03), evaluating Phillip Rivers' kids' names (27:23), and things to say at work if you want to sound like you are a smart fantasy football player (39:23).