The Rookie Show

Gimme Five! Rapid Ranks and More MT Wedding Reminiscing

Coyne and Knoll return from yet another Montana wedding to discuss their recent beers. The guys bring back an oldie-but-goodie segment and do some rapid fire rankings in "Gimme Five" (18:21). The Dum Dum Survivor Series is nearing its end as Coyne and Knoll narrow it down to two sucker flavors (59:01). Knoll tries to Stump Coyne with some NBA trivia (1:03:32).

Movie Sequels Draft + Steph Curry’s All Time Rank

Coyne and Knoll return from Bozeman, Montana, to talk weddings, concerts, and of course, beers. Golden State held off Boston in the NBA Finals, so the guys discuss Steph Curry's place in history (17:22). Top Gun: Maverick is dominating the box office, so after a brief review of the original Top Gun movie, Coyne and Knoll draft their top five favorite movie sequels (29:19). Dum Dum Survivor is down to the final four flavors, and the guys eliminate one more sucker (58:32). Finally, Coyne tries to Stump Knoll with some NFL trivia (1:01:26).

The ”I Think You Should Leave” Draft, Jayson ”Drake” Tatum, and the Dum Dum Final Four

Coyne and Knoll had a lot to say this week, starting with a recap of the dual-bachelor-party-Nashville trip. The NBA Finals are in full swing, so the guys throw a little shade on the Celtics including a Tatum/Drake comparison (23:26). The best show on Netflix is clearly I Think You Should Leave, so Coyne and Knoll each draft their top 7 favorite sketches (48:31). Dum Dum Survivor reaches the Final Four (1:16:17). Finally, Coyne puts on an impressive showing in Stumptown (1:21:50).

Bar Stereotypes, and Most Annoying NBA Players

As frequent bar-goers, Coyne and Knoll are more than qualified to each list five of the most common stereotypes they commonly encounter in bars (19:22). The NBA is down to the final four, and the guys rank the most annoying players left in the playoffs (40:29). The Dum Dum survivor series continues as Coyne and Knoll narrow the list down to 6 flavors (53:32). Lastly, Coyne tries to stump Knoll with some NFL draft trivia (1:00:45).

The Minor Movie Character Draft

Coyne and Knoll return from their various world travels to have some beers and recap their trips. Sometimes the small, ancillary characters in movies & TV don't get enough love, so the guys created the Minor Movie Character Draft (24:16). It's time for Round 2 of the Dum Dum Survivor Series, where Coyne and Knoll narrow down the list to the best 8 Dum Dum flavors (49:02). Finally, Knoll tries to Stump Coyne with some movie/TV trivia (53:14).

The Draft Name Draft, and the Dum Dum Survivor Series

The 2022 NFL draft is upon us, and as is tradition, Coyne and Knoll highlight the prospects with the most absurd names, this time drafting a name from each position group (18:24). After Knoll pitches Coyne a couple fake prop bets, the guys debut round three of the Rookie Show Survivor Series, where they'll eventually crown the worlds best Dum Dum flavor (57:44). Finally, Coyne tries to Stump Knoll with some NFL trivia (1:10:51).

Crowd Do’s and Don’ts, NBA Playoffs, and Choosing Our Next Survivor Segment

Coyne and Knoll have returned, and after some beers, they'll list and narrow down some ideas for the Rookie Show's next Survivor segment (13:27). Knoll was part of a Cubs Game Cup Snake last weekend, so the guys decided to discuss the Do’s and Don’ts of attending sporting events, as well as the best crowd traditions (30:35). After a quick ad read (46:57), Coyne and Knoll give thoughts on NBA playoffs and make some futures bets (50:05). Finally, Knoll tries to Stump Coyne with some multi-sport trivia (1:03:12).

Brisk Brackets, Plus March Winners & Losers

Coyne and Knoll are back again, and after a quick beer, they'll rattle off the winners and losers of the first two weeks of March Madness, including but not limited to MadLibs and "Debating the GOATness" (16:43). The actual Final Four is upon us, but the guys are switching things up. Coyne and Knoll each came up with three "Brisk Brackets" where they'll present a Final Four in various non-basketball categories, and let the other crown a champ (35:59). Finally, Coyne tries to Stump Knoll with some NBA trivia (1:03:45).

St. Patty’s Draft, Quarterback Fun Meter, and Sweet 16 Long Shots

It's (nearly) St. Patrick's Day, so Coyne and Knoll draft the best parts of a top notch holiday (13:45). Trades, signings, and new contracts are being handed out on the daily to NFL QB's, so the guys rank each recent move on the Fun Meter (25:04). It's finally March, and to commemorate the best sporting event in the world, Coyne and Knoll pick the double digit seeds with the best chance at the Sweet Sixteen (41:30). Lastly, Knoll tries to stump Coyne with some basketball trivia (54:51).

Twelve Steps for Calvin Ridley, and Office Worker Combine Drills

Coyne and Knoll dive into all that's happening in the world. They'll share thoughts on LeBron's 50-burger, and put together catchy future headlines for the end of the war in Ukraine (23:31). Next, Calvin Ridley clearly has a serious gambling problem, so the guys created a detailed 12-step program to help him heal (32:50). After a quick jersey-tee bet (54:29), Coyne and Knoll each come up with five drills for an Office Worker Combine (58:13). Finally, Coyne tries to Stump Knoll with some NBA trivia (1:18:18).